Buying Ice Cream In The New America

By Chris Menahan

Remember how you used to be able to go to the store and buy ice cream without having to go to the cash register, show photo ID to an employee and ask permission from police?

Those days are done.

A photo shared online over the weekend shows an ice cream freezer locked up with a sign reading, “Please see employee for help.”

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The Keller Police Department in Texas shared a photo on Friday showing two armed police officers protecting a store’s ice cream freezer.

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In the New America, Americans can no longer be trusted to not open ice cream buckets (and other consumer goods) and lick them before putting them back on the shelves.

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Tunde, MPAS, PA-C@GatorPA_

That Blue Bell ice cream girl has started something. 🤦🏾‍♂️

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Soon we’ll have to show ID and go through checkpoints just to enter a store.

This is what “progress” looks like!

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