CORONAVIRUS – A Crisis Within A Crisis

By Peak Prosperity – 3/6/2020

The CDC has deployed emergency pop-up testing stations in every US state at area McDonald’s. The counter worker will lick your forehead and decide if it “tastes like sick.” If the test is positive, you will receive 5% off your order. If the test is negative, you will receive 5% off your order.

 

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